another social networking distraction

this is sort of fun but i never go on
:)

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beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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paintbrushs:

i want to study at an American university 

i will spell colour as color and use degrees fahrenheit. i would watch Family Guy on CNN while drinking a Mountain Dew in my apartment. i’ll have Taco Bell every night that’s worth 5 bucks. i am also more likely to meet Obama, the Jonas Brothers and anglophiles

i wish i was american :(

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slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

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Permalink death-by-elocution:

A trench, a pair of slip-ons, a stripe top, and a Céline bag…what else do you need?
Permalink legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone
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captainsisko:

im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid

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