another social networking distraction

this is sort of fun but i never go on
:)

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Just saw this, then immediately called my parents and asked them point blank if they kidnapped me from Avicii’s family in Sweden when I was a baby.
Of course they denied it.
They would.
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bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

(via saltyjews)

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Permalink whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious
Permalink taylorswift:

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.
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aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

(via saltyjews)

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taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

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